Things have been so hectic lately I haven't really had time to post anything worthwhile at all. This morning was utter chaos. I was already running late (the baby makes it hard to wake up on time) when I stepped out the door and noticed the neighbor parked his piece-of-shit car in front of my house for the third time in a week. Being a Type-A personality, I had to stop, dig into my backpack and whip out pen and paper and leave him a note in both English and Spanish stating that my house was not his personal parking lot. What's worse, both his driveway and the spot in front of his house were both empty! WTF?!?! I proceeded to remind him that his house came with both a perfectly good garage and driveway and also that I have never once parked my car in front of his house. I thought it only right that he observe the same courtesy in the future. I didn't add that he should try mowing his freaking lawn at least once a month and that the terracotta tile on his roof has so much mildew that it looks like a prehistoric tar-pit. This has obviously been building up for a while. Blogs are great therapy.